If it’s okay for the police to quote Oasis songs when reporting crimes and injustice then it’s okay for me.
Bought my soup at the canteen for lunch today, sat down. My friend noticed I was missing something…
Did you not get a bread roll with it, he asked me.
Annoyed, I swiftly turned to look at the canteen assistant who served me.
Don’t look back in anger my friend told me.
I was all like – whatever – and walked over to her.
Me and my big mouth…