Trollers, Hackers & Bloggers: A Why Don’t You Just F*** Off Playlist

There’s been a lot in the news recently about internet trolls, hackers, bad bloggers. Why can’t these people just leave the Internet alone – they are ruining it for everyone! If I was to post them a mix-tape to listen to as they sit on the naughty step, what songs would I include?

The Rolling Stones “Get Off My Cloud”

Listen up hackers, if you don’t stop trying to break into people’s accounts then we will send Mick and the boys round to kick your asses!


Gloria Estefan – “Go Away”

To the trolls – if you don’t have something nice to say then just go away. If you don’t then we’ll send Gloria Estefan around to sing this song on a constant loop!


The Spice Girls – “Who Do You Think You Are?”

To those bloggers who think they deserve free stuff otherwise they will write a nasty review of a product/company. Get a grip! You’re a nobody in the real world just like all us other bloggers.


The Microphones – “Get Off The Internet”

If you can’t use it properly then don’t use it at all! Let this this Michael Jackson, We Are The World tuned song be the last thing you listen to!


Five Star – “Stay Out Of My Life”

Ahhh Five Star – the eighties say it the best! So, finally, a big five star fuck off to those Trollers, Bloggers and Hackers – or as me and Cher like to call them Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves – stay out of our lives, our accounts and our websites! 


What about you, do you know of any other good songs that could be included here?

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