Adele Says Her New Album Is A “Make Up Record” – A Cosmetics Mix-Tape

12135423_149439215410888_1882469822_nAdele has finally revealed details of her anticipated new album, 25, and the leading single “Hello” has just been premiered.

Although she states it is going to be a “make up” record it’s probably not going to be an album full of lip stick and mascarra hints and tips – but what if it was? What would I include on a cosmetics mix-tape

Hole – “Celebrity Skin”

A brilliant punchy track from Courtney Love and her band with the most epic line being “when I wake up, in my make up.

 

Jedward – “Lipstick”

The crazy, big haired Irish twins who took this song all the way to Eurovision – go Jedward!

 

Stephen Gately – “Bright Eyes”

Of course the original was by Art Garfunkel but I like any excuse to get Stephen remembered

 

Daphne & Celeste – “U.G.L.Y.”

Do you remember these two annoying as hell girls? Well, here’s the downside to not getting to know your “make up”. It reminds me of a joke – why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and the stink!

 

Let’s leave the last two tracks to R.E.M…

 

R.E.M. – “Crush With Eyeliner”

I’ve never actually tried “guyliner” but never say never

 

R.E.M. – “Shiny Happy People”

Having never worn make up and being a grrrr man I sometimes sweat a little. I get shiny – but I’m happy!

 

I couldn’t end this post without sharing the amazing Adele’s new song…

 

 

What about you, what songs would you include on a cosmetics mix-tape?

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