After months of speculation the Spice Girls are reforming to celebrate the 20th anniversary of “Wannabe”. However, Victoria Beckham will not be taking part.
Posh Spice, to quote one of your songs – “who do you think you are?”. It’s not like it’s a massive world tour and new albums, it’s one or two shows to celebrate with your fans. Remember them – the ones who made you sooo rich? It’s a disgrace! Saying that, will we really notice? All she did was pout, point and move her legs. So, piss off posh! We don’t need you and here’s why!
Ginger – “Look At Me”
The Spice girl who was the essence of “girl power”
Scary – “I Want You Back”
She’s not that scary really and has the dirtiest laugh of them all.
Baby – “Crickets Sing For Anamaria”
The cute one who I bet is actually the filthiest!
Sporty – “I Turn To You”
Hands down, the spice girl with the best voice!
Sporty & Matt Cardle – “Loving You”
Can you tell she was my favourite?
Finally, to show the bad lip-syncing what we won’t be missing…
What about you, what songs would you include on your Spice Girls/We Hate Posh themed mix-tape? Leave a comment below or get me on Twitter @stevesays2014