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Penises, penises, penises! According to recent news reports, “
cyber-flashing” is now a thing. Following on from the whole leaked nude photo incidents it seems there’s just no getting away from penises popping up on your phone these days! What songs would I include on a mix-tape to accompany these unwanted, surprise schlongs?
I’m quite sure that if Freddie was still alive he wouldn’t mind this type of flash.
Yes! Yes, suddenly she did see it!
Now, according to the nature of the contents of said cyber flash photo, the next track could be either of the next two options…
Will Smith – “Big Willie Style” My very good blogging friend
Suzie reminded me of this song the other day. Let’s say I’d need to be cyber flashed on a tablet, not a little smart phone, to be suitably impressed!
It sometimes doesn’t make a difference how much you make it dance despite what people tell you.
Monty Python – “I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts” That’s nice but I’m pretty sure they do not taste like paradise and if you can’t use them to make a
Bounty bar then put them away!
Queen – “You’re My Best Friend” He may be your best friend but until someone asks to meet him then maybe it’s a good idea to just keep him to yourself!
What about you, do you know of any other good songs that could be included here? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @PopAndTalk